Wednesday, October 19, 2011

I SAVED MY BOYFRIEND’S BALLS AFTER “ACCIDENT”

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SPUNKY BIMBO

BARES ALL

Clueless 34DD babe wanders streets naked and soaked in mystery semen.

HOT GIRLFRIEND SAVES BALLS

When Californian bombshell Whitney Fox, 30B, found her boyfriend lying in a puddle of his own tears and spilt semen, only her lightning reactions saved his testicles from ruin.

After an eye-watering and still unexplained accident left her boyfriend with two ruptured testilces, foxy Whitney rushed him to hospital where doctors put his cracked eggs back together again.

“I’m so happy they saved his plums – they’re by far my favourite parts. Plus, how else would I keep him in check without being able to give him a swift knee to the baby-makers?”

When the Daily Male asked how she will survive without sex for the three months it will take him to recover the tasty minx replied cheekily, “Well he will only pop his stitches if he cums so as long as he controls himself I don’t see why I shouldn't be able to get off. Besides, he didn’t break his fingers or tongue.”

Christmas came earley for shoppers when a dazed slut was found wandered the highstreet completely naked.

Busty and neatly shaven, Laura Matthews claims she has no idea how she got there and, even more incredibly, how she came to be covered in copious amounts of semen – too much semen, according to experts, to be from a single man.

“Given the high quantities of seminal fluids we are fairly confident we are searching for a number of contributers,” said a police spokesperson, adding, “The majority of ejaculate was concentrated on her breasts, but further traces were found orally and vaginally.”

“We’re not jumping to the conclusion that the victim was subject to a gang rape She has a reputation as being quite ‘liberal with her sexuality’ so this may just have been an experiment that which got out of hand. Either way, there’s nothing we can do unless she remembers what happened.”

The wanton slut's best friend Anna Davis, 32D, refutes this theory, “Laura said she would never have another gang bang, after what happen last time.”

Police are appealing for any information on the incident and the Daily Male is offering rewards for any videos or photographs.

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